Skip to main content

Wishing You a New MENA

Image result for region mena

Journalist and author of And Then All Hell Broke Loose: Two Decades in the Middle East  said that “Everything changed with the First World War. The Middle East was reorganized, redefined, and the seeds were planted for a century of bloodshed.” He was not entirely right. Bloodshed lasted more than a century actually. Here we are in 2019, and the Middle East and North Africa region – the infamous MENA – is still a boisterous, rowdy zone of political recrimination, military coups, conspiracy theories, historic reminiscence, oil squabbles, and religiously-infused rhetoric. Blood shed of course as well.

Well, here we are. 

Algeria is set to head to the polls in April. President Abdelaziz Bouteflika will likely secure a fifth mandate. If not, Algeria’s powerbrokers, mainly the military and powerful business elites will enter into an expensive bargain of security versus social and economic stability. Having vested the long-enjoyed tranquillity on a political figure, rather than a system, will have a high cost, as attested by neighbouring nations.

Tunisia will hold presidential and parliamentary elections in November 2019, while the conflict between the Prime Minister and the President is intensifying, whereby economic reforms and the privileges of the old authoritarian order are at odds. Public anger at the politicians’ failure to address the economic crisis and persistent unemployment is not promising.

The Western Sahara conflict persists, and diplomatic tension between Morocco and Algeria is likely to escalate.

Libya is still embroiled in conflict, and political violence will continue to plague the country and feed political and ideological radicalization, in a region that really does not need further instability or polarization.

Scandinavian tourists were murdered in Morocco in December 2018, signally that in spite of all efforts, terrorism has its feeding grounds in the region. And is acting out. 

Meanwhile, Egyptian politics is proving its futility…the CBS “60 Minutes” cancelled interview with the President speaks volumes of the embarrassing levels of incompetence, and denial of human rights situation in the country. 

As for Iraq, and in the words of Tanya Goudsouzian “This will be another one of those years of instability and uncertainty, and trying to predict with clarity what Iraq will look like in 2019 is a fool’s errand.”

The Lebanese cabinet formation is still in a stalemate.  It has spent nearly two and a half of the past 13 years without a government, and talks to form a new one have dragged on for over eight months. Sectarianism thank you very much.

Meanwhile, in Jordan, veterans and political opponents are being locked up for voicing their opinions, whilst price hikes are slowly, and passively, being accepted as the glue that brings people together – now that all other slogans have proven to be a coy lie.

Gazans are under file – same old same old.

Qatar still being treated as the estranged black sheep by its Gulf sisters, while Saudis are under pointless international scrutiny for their human rights misconduct. Naturally, a few arrests and a governmental reshuffles were the answer.

Syria will celebrate US withdrawal…and Kurds will not. The opposition has forgotten whose side they are on, and who their allies are, but they will probably come up with something creative to add more misery. After all, it was only 14 children who perished last night out of the cold weather conditions in the Syrian refugee camp on the Jordan-Syria border. All under the age of 1 year. All died alone, in the cold, in a tent, homeless, and hopeless.

Don’t wish us a happy new year. Wish us a new MENA.


Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Just as Orwell Said

         George Orwell said in his famous book 1984 that “first they steal the words, then they steal the meaning”, accurately foreseeing the political actions of world leaders and their manipulation of public opinion. His words are ever so precise once one examines the vocabulary applied by a number of world leaders when describing the policies and regimes of troubling countries: axis of evil, war on terror, terrorist killers, harbourers of fundamentalism etc. Ironic it is to see how those who were once described to have been allies with Satan himself seem to show good will in a matter of very few years. Iran is one very good example of this. The Persian nation has come out as a winner in the Geneva talks that were held in October, where not only did it get applauded for the concessions it offered, but it also ensured the west’s acceptance of its regional weight. Everyone seems to be more relaxed after the negotiations and ...

Kaftar

Muaawiya Bin Abi Sufyan was the first Umayyad Caliph, who ruled as a just and jovial leader until his death in 683 AD. Known for his sense of humour and his love for women, Abi Sufyan was famous for a story that took place in his own harem. While escorting a woman for the Khorasan region in modern day Iran, a beautiful woman entered the harem and mesmerised the Leader of All Believers. With his pride in his manhood and prowess in the bed arena, Abi Sufyan did not hesitate to engage in a brazen and manly sexual act in front of the Khorasani woman, who was patiently waiting for her turn. After he was done, he turned victoriously to his first concubine and asked her how to say ‘lion' in Persian - in a direct analogy to his sexual performance.  The Khorasani woman, unamused, told him slyly, that lion is kaftar in Persian. The Caliph went back to his Court ever so jubilant and told his subjects – repeatedly – that he was one lucky kaftar. His...

Pan-Arabism vs. Middle Easternism?

             A rab Nationalism, a romantic concept that moved poets to write ballads, intellectuals to preach volumes, activists to passionately organize and the masses to cheer freedom. A concept introduced by students at the American University of Beirut in the last phases of the ageing Ottoman Empire and studied in secret societies. This concept developed and led, under western planning, to the Great Arab Revolt in 1916. The slogans of Arab revival and freedom from Ottoman tyranny swept the Arab nations, where hopes of independence and self-rule were promised by the restoration of Arab control over the area. Then problems arose. Who are Arabs? What is an Aran nation? How does it extend geographically? Is it an area that encompasses people who speak the same language and share the same history? If so, why did the Lebanese Maronites reject the concept of Arab nationalism and insist on a Lebanese identity? Why did the Egyptians hesitate be...